I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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