so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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