windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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