it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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