This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
