Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Girls should come with a carfax report
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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