I wannas sexs uuuuu
Apparently you make a good broom.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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