well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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