I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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