is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Cover your peen. We're going out.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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