there were more penises there than on chat roulette
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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