I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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