I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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