belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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