Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm passing your future prison.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
