Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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