K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Randomize
