this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
