Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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