I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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