When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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