whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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