problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Every concussion has its silver lining
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
