do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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