dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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