we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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