i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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