Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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