there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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