Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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