i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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