At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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