Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
then he tried to convert me to islam
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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