You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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