He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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