If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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