I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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