There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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