i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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