in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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