Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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