That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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go home
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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