I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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