I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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