When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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