what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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