porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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