She's JV to your varsity
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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