her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
handjob tips. give me some.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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