My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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