Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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