I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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