I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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