Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
