i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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