5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I've blown a few things in my day
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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